Dear Yankee Candle ... Thank you for making my house smell like I have been baking all day.
Dear Husband ... I'm sorry those candles are tricking you. I will surprise you one day.
Dear Netflix ... Thank you for giving me helpful suggestions on what you think I should watch. I am now deep into the second season of Gossip Girl. Where have I been? xo xo
Dear DirecTv ... Can you please just fork over the money you are still charging me to Fox, so I can watch the X Factor?
Dear Biotch ... It's not really funny to add me as the responsible party when you go to Emergency Room. That's kinda like fraud.
Dear Free Credit Report ... Without you, I would not have learned of the trickery fraud some biotch is up to.
Dear Ulta ... Thank you for turning me into a make up whore and emptying my bank account.
Dear Garth ... Just when I made the decision to come see you in a few months, you went and ended your gig at the Wynn. That's not nice Garth.
Dear Bloggers & Readers ... Its nice to be back, I'm slowly catching up on all your blogs.